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The legend of Zelda rap song [LYRICS]

Av - - - 18 april 2013 11:54

 


Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well know than Lil Wayne

Oh you thought my name was Zelda?

That's a f*cking girl's name!

I've saved the world like fifteen times and save the princess from demise

And i do it all alone, with no help and no advice


"Heu, Look, Listen"

Hey, look, listen, you f*cking annoying fairy

I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry

I think it's time i got some recognition, don't you think?

Legend of Zelda? Screw that! Legend of Link!


'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than even  Evel Knievel

And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free if evil


I'll break all your pots and i best not hear you b*tchin'

I've got the Triforce of courage, B*TCH!

So you better listen (that's right)

I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out

Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now


Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now

Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle town

Just give me some heart containers and let me split on my ocarina
So i can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina


'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel

And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil


Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?

Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.

You really think saving the princess will convince med you're straight 

The "Uggs and skirt" fad is so 2008!


Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style

Batman's cape, Lincon's bread, were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul and look like a f*cking troll

Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?


You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?

She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.

Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly  fairy face

L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.


Man, you should've been aborted, just like Jersey shore

It's damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword

It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule

'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got scooled"


'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K

Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say

Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel

And he ain't gonna' stop 'til the world is free of evil


 

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Av - - - 4 oktober 2013 23:39


    Tyvärr så har jag inte haft denna bloggen så länge men jag tar avsked från den nu. Jag har aldrig haft tid att uppdatera bloggen eftersom jag bloggar på andra bloggar samtidigt. Jag har även massa läxor och saker att plugga till, har red...

Av - - - 19 juli 2013 23:19

Ber verkligen om ursäkt för uppdateringen men har som sagt inte tid. Glömde lägga upp förra veckans video så jag gör det snabbt här under: Jag ska försöka blogga mer! :) ...

Av - - - 6 juli 2013 22:38

Ursäkta att videon kom upp idag men hade inte internet igår, ledsen... Har inte ens sätt den själv men ska göra det nu. ...

Av - - - 30 juni 2013 11:20


Detta är ju bara för sött, som ni vet är Anthony och Kalel i Japan. Och i denna videon är det något speciellt som händer. Vadå? Jo, kolla videon så får ni se! :3   Här har ni ett svar annars:     Ursäkta den usla redigeringen men gj...

Av - - - 30 juni 2013 08:55

   

 


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