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Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well know than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
That's a f*cking girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and save the princess from demise
And i do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Heu, Look, Listen"
Hey, look, listen, you f*cking annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time i got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? Screw that! Legend of Link!
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free if evil
I'll break all your pots and i best not hear you b*tchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, B*TCH!
So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle town
Just give me some heart containers and let me split on my ocarina
So i can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince med you're straight
The "Uggs and skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincon's bread, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and look like a f*cking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like Jersey shore
It's damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got scooled"
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna' stop 'til the world is free of evil
How many fools can i kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine. big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin' up the walls (Like a boss)
What you lookin'at, b*tch? Taste my tomahawk shop!
How many fools can i kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
(2x)
Tomahawk, tomahawk (Tomahawk)
(4x)
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how i can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of gaint buildings like i was super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that i can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can i kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
(2x)
Tomahawk, tomahawk (Tomahawk)
(4x)
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers whare you'll find the f*ckin' heat
Revoloution i lead, with the world i got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers - I don't wear briefs
You cant't step ut to me and my gang
Horde and carriage. drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like Delaware, son
I'll get my face on the dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can i kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
(2x)
Tomahawk, tomahawk (Tomahawk)
(4x)
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